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Insults starting in the letter 'y' Insults
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Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe your....
Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she....
Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes....
Yo momma house so small the doormat just....
Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes....
Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets....
Yo momma is like a door nob... every one....
Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she suck....
Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and....
Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will.....
Yo momma like a birthday cake: Everybody....
Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit....
Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents....
Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's....
Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off....
Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets....
Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody....
Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.....
Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.....
Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after....
Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets....
Yo momma like a race car: She's always burning....
Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets laid....
Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts....
Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone....
Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple....
Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock....
Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.....
Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stick....
Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner.....
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"....
Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.....
Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!....
Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone....
Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"....
Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always....
Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!....
Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically....
Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.....
Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.....
Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone....
Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow....
Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs....
Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.....
Yo momma so generous that she would give....
Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her....
Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and....
Yo momma so pretty that I would love to fuck....
Yo momma so short she trips on spit.....
Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on....
Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzzard....
Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!....
Yo momma's is just like a rooster the rooster....
Yo momma's is so fat that she block the sun....
Yo momma's so black, her legs look like leather....
Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in....
Yo momma's so fat she have to bathe in the ocean....
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and....
Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of....
Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress....
Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse....
Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of....
Yo momma's so fat shes done with a marathon....
Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a....
Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks....
Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost....
Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus....
Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels, they....
Yo momma's so fat when she went into the....
Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis!....
Yo momma's so old she was still alive when....
Yo momma's so old wen i squeesed her tits....
Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down....
Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her....
Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream....
Yo momma's so poor she sells beans on toast....
Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on a....
Yo momma's so stupid I said let's go to the....
Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours....
Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass....
Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a....
Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the....
Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs....
Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on....
Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange....
Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange....
Yo momma's so stupid she thought a one star....
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to comit suicide....
Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the....
Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her....
Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her....
Yo momma's's so fat she got tired climing....
You add to, not diminish, pain!....
You always have your ear to the ground. So....
You always manage to keep your neck above....
You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?....
You are a man who always sticks by his convictions.....
You are a rotting boner.....
You are as strong as an ox and almost as....
You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot.....
You are down to earth, but not quite far....
You are living proof of reincarnation. No....
You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!....
You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!....
You are not the worst person in the world,....
You are pretty as a picture and we'd love....
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.....
You are so boring that you can't even entertain....
You are so dishonest that I can't even be....
You are so fat that I hear you were arrested....
You are so two-faced that any woman who married....
You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed....
You are the kind of person who, when one....
You are the only person I've ever met whose....
You Asked For My Number I Said. 1-800 Dream On !!....
You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!....
You can't fix stupid....
You could make a fortune helping people loose....
You don't believe in being artificial. You....
You find a porn movie in your son's room.....
You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately....
You got more issues than National Geographic!....
You got mre chins than a chinese phone book....
You grow on people -- like a wart!....
You have a face only a mother could love....
You have a face only a mother could love....
You have a good family tree, but the crop....
You have a good weapon against muggers --....
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would....
You have an inferiority complex -- and it's....
You have no trouble making ends meet. Your....
You have nothing to fear from my base instincts;....
You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts;....
You Know what happens when you assume? You....
You loud Dick-Lips.....
You love nature in spite of what it did to you?....
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody....
You may be a beauiful person on the inside,....
You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.....
You must be the arithmetic man -- you add....
You must have a low opinion of people if....
You must have gotten up on the wrong side....
You never strike out blindly; you fail in....
You remind me of Moses. Every time you open....
You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.....
You say that you are always bright and early.....
You say you are a West Pointer, but you look....
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe....
You should have been born in the Dark Ages;....
You should learn from your parents mistakes....
You should shower so the firemen don't chase....
You should toss out more of your funny remarks;....
You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.....
You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell....
You spent so much time trying to get rid....
You started at the bottom -- and it's been....
You started at the bottom...and it's been....
You suffer from symbolic phallic fantasies .....
You suffer from symbolic phallic tendencies .....
You urine soaked Swine.....
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now....
You were born because your mother didn't....
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents....
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents....
You will never be able to live down to your....
You'd make a lovely corpse!....
You're a good example of why some animals....
You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.....
You're a mouse studying to be a rat.....
You're a wit with dunces, and a dunce with....
....
You're acquitting yourself in such a way....
you're as fake as a three dollar bill!....
You're like a light switch, even a little....
You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can....
You're not yourself today. I noticed the....
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes.......
You're so dumb it takes you an hour and a....
You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a....
You're so dumb you think manual labor is....
You're so dumb you think socialism means partying!....
You're so fat a picture of you would fall....
You're so fat if you got your shoes shined,....
You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds,....
You're so fat the last time you saw 90210....
You're so fat when you sit around the house,....
You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes:....
You're so short that when you sit down on....
You're so skinny, that you use a bandaid....
You're so ugly if my dog looked like you,....
You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest,....
You're so ugly they know what time you were....
You're so ugly when you walk into a bank,....
You're so ugly when you were born the doctor....
You're so ugly when you were born, your mother....
You're so ugly you could be the poster child....
You're so ugly you'd make a train take a....
You're so ugly your face is closed on weekends!....
You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out....
You're the best at all you do - and all you....
You're the best at all you do -- and all....
You're the reason God created the middle finger.....
You're very smart. You have brains you never used.....
You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.....
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers....
You've never been outspoken; no one has ever....
Your child may be an honors student, but....
Your conversation is like the waves of the....
Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears....
Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.....
Your honor student swallows!....
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're....
Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me,....
Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.....
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.....
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck....
Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving....
Your so fat that when you're hungry the elephants....
Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!....
Your so fat when you go to theme parks you....
Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper....
Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress....
Your so narrow minded when you walk your....
Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery....
Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook....
Your so stupid, that you got fired from the....
Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers....
Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers....
Your so ugly, when you were born your mom....
Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you....
Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak....
Your son is depriving a village somewhere....
Your son sets low personal standards and....
Your village just called. They're missing....
Your wife said she liked seafood. So I gave....
Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness.....
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from....
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