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Yo house is so dirty you have to wipe your feet before....
Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat....
Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall....
Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"....
Yo momma is like a bowling ball she comes back for....
Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up....
Yo momma is like a door nob... every one gets a turn....
Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner she suck she blows....
Yo momma like a 7-11. On every corner and always....
Yo momma like a 7-UP: Never had it never will.....
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Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers....
Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.....
Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready....
Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all....
Yo momma like a catsup bottle: Everyone gets a squeeze....
Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls....
Yo momma like a Denny's: Open 24 hours.....
Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.....
Yo momma like a goalie: Changes pads after three....
Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole....
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Yo momma like a railroad track: Gets laid all over....
Yo momma like a refrigerator: Everyone puts their....
Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.....
Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs....
Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock and she....
Yo momma like a smokehouse: Always full of meat.....
Yo momma like a stamp: You lick her stick her then....
Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner.....
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"....
Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.....
Yo momma like a video game: Four men for a dollar!....
Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a....
Yo momma like an Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"....
Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to....
Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!....
Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She's practically giving....
Yo momma like mustard: She spreads easy.....
Yo momma like potato chips: Fri-to Lay.....
Yo momma like the Pillsbury doughboy: Everyone gets....
Yo momma like the Stay Puffed Marshmallow Man: Everybody....
Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune....
Yo momma pussy so dry the crabs carry canteens.....
Yo momma so generous that she would give all her....
Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he....
Yo momma so poor she was kickin a can, and said she....
Yo momma so pretty that I would love to fuck her....
Yo momma so short she trips on spit.....
Yo momma so small she gotta hang glide on a Dorito.....
Yo momma so stinky she can knock a buzzard off a'....
Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!....
Yo momma's is just like a rooster the rooster goes....
Yo momma's is so fat that she block the sun and everbody....
Yo momma's so black, her legs look like leather pants....
Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless....
Yo momma's so fat she have to bathe in the ocean....
Yo momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed....
Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and....
Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress ands lays....
Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo....
Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.....
Yo momma's so fat shes done with a marathon before....
Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt....
Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like....
Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost like....
Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits....
Yo momma's so fat when she wears heels, they strike....
Yo momma's so fat when she went into the pool she....
Yo momma's so old she makes yoda jellis!....
Yo momma's so old she was still alive when the dead....
Yo momma's so old wen i squeesed her tits creem cheese....
Yo momma's so poor I saw her walking down the street....
Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her front door....
Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck.....
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Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on a scale it....
Yo momma's so stupid I said let's go to the superbowl....
Yo momma's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch....
Yo momma's so stupid she climbed a glass wall to....
Yo momma's so stupid she got fired from a blow job.....
Yo momma's so stupid she got locked in the bathroom....
Yo momma's so stupid she put light bulbs on a christmas....
Yo momma's so stupid she put lipstick on her head....
Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice....
Yo momma's so stupid she stared at an orange juice....
Yo momma's so stupid she thought a one star hotel....
Yo momma's so stupid she tried to comit suicide by....
Yo momma's so stupid she walked past the YMCA and....
Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a....
Yo momma's so stupid that when i asked her for a....
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You add to, not diminish, pain!....
You always have your ear to the ground. So how's....
You always manage to keep your neck above water.....
You are a loser. I am a goddess. Any questions?....
You are a man who always sticks by his convictions.....
You are a rotting boner.....
You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.....
You are depriving some poor village of its Idiot.....
You are down to earth, but not quite far down enough.....
You are living proof of reincarnation. No one could....
You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!....
You are not as bad as people say -- you are worse!....
You are not the worst person in the world, but until....
You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang....
You are proof that God has a sense of humor.....
You are so boring that you can't even entertain a....
You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that....
You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three....
You are so two-faced that any woman who married you....
You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find....
You are the kind of person who, when one first meets....
You are the only person I've ever met whose mind....
You Asked For My Number I Said. 1-800 Dream On !!....
You better hide, the garbage collector is coming!....
You can't fix stupid....
You could make a fortune helping people loose weight,....
You don't believe in being artificial. You want people....
You find a porn movie in your son's room.....
You got a face only a mother could love...unfortunately....
You got more issues than National Geographic!....
You got mre chins than a chinese phone book....
You grow on people -- like a wart!....
You have a face only a mother could love - and she....
You have a face only a mother could love -- and she....
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You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!....
You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like....
You have an inferiority complex -- and it's fully....
You have no trouble making ends meet. Your foot is....
You have nothing to fear from my base instincts;....
You have nothing to fear from my baser instincts;....
You Know what happens when you assume? You make an....
You loud Dick-Lips.....
You love nature in spite of what it did to you?....
You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can....
You may be a beauiful person on the inside, too bad....
You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.....
You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble,....
You must have a low opinion of people if you think....
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the....
You never strike out blindly; you fail in the light.....
You remind me of Moses. Every time you open your....
You remind me of the ocean -- you make me sick.....
You say that you are always bright and early. Well,....
You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like....
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find....
You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look....
You should learn from your parents mistakes - try....
You should shower so the firemen don't chase you....
You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's....
You so dumb you got blonde roots in your eyeballs.....
You so stupid you probably think Taco Bell is where....
You spent so much time trying to get rid of that....
You started at the bottom -- and it's been downhill....
You started at the bottom...and it's been downhill....
You suffer from symbolic phallic fantasies .....
You suffer from symbolic phallic tendencies .....
You urine soaked Swine.....
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are....
You were born because your mother didn't believe....
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed....
You were the answer to a prayer. Your parents prayed....
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You'd make a lovely corpse!....
You're a good example of why some animals eat their....
You're a habit I'd like to kick; with both feet.....
You're a mouse studying to be a rat.....
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You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder....
You're acquitting yourself in such a way that no....
you're as fake as a three dollar bill!....
You're like a light switch, even a little kid can....
You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone....
You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement....
You're red shirt goes well with your eyes.......
You're so dumb it takes you an hour and a half to....
You're so dumb you think Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!....
You're so dumb you think manual labor is a Mexican!....
You're so dumb you think socialism means partying!....
You're so fat a picture of you would fall off the....
You're so fat if you got your shoes shined, you'd....
You're so fat if you weighed five more pounds, you....
You're so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on....
You're so fat when you sit around the house, you....
You're so fat you get clothes in three sizes: extra....
You're so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk....
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You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave....
You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd....
You're so ugly they know what time you were born,....
You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn....
You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped....
You're so ugly when you were born, your mother saw....
You're so ugly you could be the poster child for....
You're so ugly you'd make a train take a dirt road!....
You're so ugly your face is closed on weekends!....
You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window,....
You're the best at all you do - and all you do is....
You're the best at all you do -- and all you do is....
You're the reason God created the middle finger.....
You're very smart. You have brains you never used.....
You've got an IQ of 2. Pitty it takes 3 to grunt.....
You've got the perfect weapon against muggers - yer....
You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been....
Your child may be an honors student, but You're a....
Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It....
Your face so so ugly when you cry the tears run up....
Your family tree is good, but you are the sap.....
Your honor student swallows!....
Your Kid May Be An Honor Student But You're Still....
Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was....
Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.....
Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.....
Your so bald, when you wear a turtle neck you look....
Your so dumb you spent two weeks in a revolving door....
Your so fat that when you're hungry the elephants....
Your so fat when you go to Sea World they pay you!....
Your so fat when you go to theme parks you get a....
Your so fat, that you have to strap a beeper on your....
Your so fat, that you have to use a mattress as a....
Your so narrow minded when you walk your earings....
Your so stupid you got locked in a grocery store....
Your so stupid, it takes you an hour to cook minute....
Your so stupid, that you got fired from the M & M....
Your so stupid, that you went to a Clippers game....
Your so stupid, that you went to a Whalers game to....
Your so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What....
Your so ugly, your mother had to feed you with a....
Your so ugly, your mother had to tie a steak around....
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Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently....
Your village just called. They're missing an idiot.....
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Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your....
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human....
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