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I admire you because I've never had the courage it....
I admire your because I've never had the courage....
I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now....
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact I could....
I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could....
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that....
I bet your mother has a loud bark!....
I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm, you were....
I could make a monkey out of you, but why should....
I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something....
I don't hold your behavior against you because I....
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really....
I don't mind that you are talking so long as you....
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY....
I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's my....
I fart to make you smell better.....
I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but....
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted....
I hear that when you were a child your mother wanted....
I hear that when your mother first saw you she decided....
I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided....
I hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.....
I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have kept....
I hear you are an officer. Your rank is -- just plain....
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club....
I hear you are connected to the Police Department....
I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give....
I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with....
I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!....
....
I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!....
I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture....
I heard that you changed your mind. So, what did....
I heard that you went to the haunted house and they....
I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They take one....
I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks....
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain....
I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not....
I heard you went to have your head examined but the....
I heard you went to have your head examined, but....
I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that....
I heard you were so cool that you began teaching....
I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe you'll....
I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he....
I know one should judge a man by what he really is....
I know what sign you were born under...'RED LIGHT....
I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will....
I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone will....
I look into your eyes and get the feeling someone....
I married your mother because I wanted children,....
I may be fat but you?re ugly, and I can lose weight.....
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make....
I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you. I told....
I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks....
I think Mother Nature really hates you because you....
I think you should live for the moment. But after....
I think you should live for the moment. But after....
I thought of you all day today when I was at the zoo.....
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.....
I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck.....
I want to reach your mind - where is it currently....
I wish I'd known you when you were alive.....
I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there....
I Wonder if You'd Drive Any Better if that CAR PHONE....
I would ask you how old you are but I know you can't....
I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can't....
I would have been your dad, but the guy in front....
I would like the pleasure of your company but it....
I would like the pleasure of your company, but it....
I would not allow this student to breed.....
I would say that you are barking up the wrong tree,....
I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!....
I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest....
I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?....
I'd like to leave you with one thought, but I'm not....
I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm....
I'd like to see things from your point of view but....
I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately....
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial....
I'll hit you so hard by the time you come down, you'll....
I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to take off your....
I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants....
I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!....
I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!....
I'll never forget the first time we met - although....
I'll never forget the first time we met -- although,....
I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?....
I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company....
I'm very careful of how I express my opinions of....
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation,....
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation,....
I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation,....
I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.....
I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.....
I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay....
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport....
If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours....
If I had change for a buck, I could have been your....
If I said anything to you that I should be sorry....
If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye,....
If I wanted a bitch.....I would have bought a DOG!!!....
If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't say Hi to....
If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello,....
If I would like to hear from an asshole, I?d fart!....
If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person....
If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he goes out....
If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to....
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't....
....
If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead....
....
If you don't want to give people a bad name, you....
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the....
If you ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's....
If you ever tax your brain, don't charge more than....
If you had another brain, it would be lonely.....
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the....
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative....
If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's ass....
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now!....
If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and teach....
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.....
If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.....
In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says,....
In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.....
Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.....
Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born....
Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?....
Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.....
Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.....
Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.....
Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn well should....
Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.....
It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your....
It is only too easy to catch people's attention by....
It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created....
It's men like you that make women gay.....
It's time to pull over and change the air in your....
It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.....
It's your life --- but I wish you'd let us have it.....
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