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Insults starting in the letter 'i' Insults

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I admire you because I've never had the courage....

I admire your because I've never had the....

I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter,....

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact....

I believe in respect for the dead; in fact,....

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing....

I bet your mother has a loud bark!....

I can't believe that out of 100,000 sperm,....

I could make a monkey out of you, but why....

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider....

I don't hold your behavior against you because....

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but....

I don't mind that you are talking so long....

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's....

I don't think you are a fool. But then, what's....

I fart to make you smell better.....

I feel sorry for you because you are so homely,....

I hear that when you were a child your mother....

I hear that when your mother first saw you....

I hear that when your mother first saw you,....

I hear the only place you're ever invited....

I hear you are a real humanitarian. You have....

I hear you are an officer. Your rank is --....

I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive....

I hear you are connected to the Police Department....

I hear you are very kind to animals, so please....

I hear you changed your mind! What did you....

I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!....

I hear you were born on a farm. Any more....

I hear you were born on April 2; a day too late!....

I heard that they tried to take an X-ray....

I heard that you changed your mind. So, what....

I heard that you went to the haunted house....

I heard that you were a Ladykiller. They....

I heard that you were born, your father threw....

I heard you got a brain transplant and the....

I heard you have hair on your chest, and....

I heard you went to have your head examined....

I heard you went to have your head examined,....

I heard you went to see the doctor and told....

I heard you were so cool that you began teaching....

I hope you never get a tetanus shot; maybe....

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay....

I know one should judge a man by what he....

I know what sign you were born under...'RED....

I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone....

I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe someone....

I look into your eyes and get the feeling....

I married your mother because I wanted children,....

I may be fat but you?re ugly, and I can lose....

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll....

I reprimanded my brother for mimicking you.....

I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster....

I think Mother Nature really hates you because....

I think you should live for the moment. But....

I thought of you all day today when I was....

I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.....

I used to think that you were a big pain....

I want to reach your mind - where is it currently....

I wish I'd known you when you were alive.....

I wish you were all here. I don't like to....

I Wonder if You'd Drive Any Better if that....

I would ask you how old you are but I know....

I would ask you how old you are, but I know....

I would have been your dad, but the guy in....

I would like the pleasure of your company....

I would like the pleasure of your company,....

I would not allow this student to breed.....

I would say that you are barking up the wrong....

I you are in your right mind, I hope you....

I'd like to break the monotony; where's your....

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you....

I'd like to leave you with one thought, but....

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but....

I'd like to see things from your point of....

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately....

I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite....

I'll hit you so hard by the time you come....

I'll hit you so hard you 'll have to take....

I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip....

I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!....

I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!....

I'll never forget the first time we met -....

I'll never forget the first time we met --....

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?....

I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your....

I'm very careful of how I express my opinions....

I've had many cases of love that were just....

I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me.....

I've seen more life in a down and out's vest.....

I've seen people like you before, but I had....

If assholes could fly, this place would be....

If I ever need a brain transplant, I'd choose....

If I had change for a buck, I could have....

If I said anything to you that I should be....

If I told you that I have a piece of dirt....

If I wanted a bitch.....I would have bought....

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn't....

If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't....

If I would like to hear from an asshole, I?d fart!....

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest....

If people don't sit at Chaplin's feet, he....

If this student were any more stupid, he'd....

If we were to kill everybody who hates you,....

If what you don't know can't hurt you, she's....

If you can't live without me, why aren't....

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off....

If you don't want to give people a bad name,....

If you ever become a mother, can I have one....

If you ever had a bright idea, it would be....

If you ever tax your brain, don't charge....

If you had another brain, it would be lonely.....

If you stand close enough to him, you can....

If you took an IQ test, the results would....

If you want to get laid, crawl up a chicken's....

If you were a swine, you would be what you....

If you were my dog, I'd shave your butt and....

If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.....

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill....

In the dictionary under the word, "stupid,"....

In the next life, you'll blaze a way for us.....

Instant idiot. Just add alcohol.....

Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was....

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?....

Is your name Amazon? You`re so wide at the mouth.....

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's....

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in....

Is your name Maple Syrup? - Well, it damn....

Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.....

It cost me five thousand dollars to look....

It is only too easy to catch people's attention....

It's impossible to believe that the sperm....

It's men like you that make women gay.....

It's time to pull over and change the air....

It's your life -- but I wish you'd let us have it.....

It's your life --- but I wish you'd let us....

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Wednesday, 10 Mar 2010

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